TBJ: Episode XXIV

The Bloodsucker Journals: The Color Purple

Dobbs and Jamie are watching episode 2 of season eleven of The Bloodsucker Journals. Dobbs is having trouble following the story.

Continued from the previous episode, Nicole Dobbs is telling her mother a long and convoluted story. Just the kind of story that Britta loves for her daughters tell her.

The first part of this story which involves a co-worker of Nicole’s who was once living with an older gentlemen who claimed that a younger cousin of his was a vampire.

The woman’s name is Emma Watson and her boyfriend’s name was Guy Adams. They both loved to get high off a bubble machine Guy had in his apartment.

In this episode, Guy picked up the story from where he left off in episode one.

“Cousin Sofia had a very strange dream.”

In this dream, she was wearing her bathing suit and she was asleep on the sofa out on the patio by the pool at the home of ex-boyfriend, Mikhail LeFey.

In this dream, suddenly Mikhail appeared out on the patio and was standing over her when she woke-up.

Mikhail tried to embrace Sofia, but she pushed him away.

And when she pushed him away, Mikhail looked at Sofia and exclaimed: “Oh wow! Girl, you are preg-NANT!”

When Sofia woke up that morning and after she dressed, she went and found Edward to tell him the happy news. This was “thing” #2 that changed Sofia’s life.

For the next couple of days, Sofia waited patiently. She had known since she was a little girl that a Sim pregnancy lasted only three days, but these 72 hours of her first pregnancy were longest hours of her life.

Then came the momentous moment.

Dr. Penny was waiting for her at the hospital.

Sofia was very much ready to get this over with.

Sofia was out for most of time and she missed that part where the doctor mistakenly pulled out her heart and quickly put it back. It was not too long before Sofia awoke to the sound of a crying baby.

Sofia sat up and looked down at the little infant in the crib.

“Oh!” she exclaimed, “Wh… Why is my baby brown?”

“What shade is the father?” asked Dr. Penny.

Sofia spoke haltingly, “I am not certain which one is the father, but I have only been with two men. One is green and the other is white. Does green and white make brown?”